Showing posts with label stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stories. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

JAN to Gavin and Juliana


Gavin's isn't the winner. I was OK with the colors. But the flourishing is a little clunky.
I thought I was down to the very last envelope and I thought, "There is no way that this style would work with a brush marker. I looked through my stack of interesting antique paper products that I need to part with and found the yellow envelope with an invitation. Then I saw the stamp. Bingo.

I knew that Juliana was a good recipient for this experiment. She, too, experiments and often encloses comments about how things went. I enclosed a note telling her that she'd need to read the blog for my commentary. I wanted to get the envelopes in the mail.

I was surprised how well the brush marker worked with this style.  The only problem is that the two vertical strokes on the N should be parallel. But, I think it is bouncy and fun and has lots of potential.


The yellow antique envelope was in my stash of leftovers from the days that most of my jobs were coming from a stationery store. It's a leftover from a custom order from Lallie, which was a high-end brand of invitations. They were very contemporary and it was sad when they went out of business.  I'm glad I did a search. They must have switched from catalogues in stationery stores to an online business. It's not Lallie.com - if you do a search for Lallie - it takes you here:

https://www.stationeryworks.com  It looks like they absorbed Checkerboard which was another high end company. The new company has not maintained the aesthetic of the original companies - but that is to be expected as new people are going to be younger and what I thought was stylish in the 90s and the 00s is way out of style. 

Who sends actual invitations to cocktail parties these days? Maybe people in the south - and a smattering of people in Nantucket - but I bet they are few and far between. 

It was nostalgic for me to see this invitation again. I had forgotten that I actually know the guests of honor.  [story below]


Here is the copy - in case it's not legible in the photo

mingle
chat
nibble
flirt
relax
catch up
giggle
gossip
meet
sip
munch
show off
dance
toast
celebrate
laugh
party
with us
saturday
night
4/22/06
7-11 pm
suites of 800
locust street
des moines
wedding shower
for
eve
&
adam
hosted by
jane & john doe


I know I have already told this story on the blog, but I can't find it - so I'll retell it and add a label in case I ever need it again which I probably won't but I would like to put off my chores just a little bit longer.

I renamed the bride and groom - Eve & Adam above - so I'll just stick with those names. Adam's mom had me address the invitations to the rehearsal dinner. I can't remember when I met Eve, but she hired me to paint a really nice contemporary quote on the wall in their front hallway. She sent her husband off with the kids for a couple hours while I painted. When they returned, Adam said something nice about my work and then he said, "My penmanship is so bad that there is no way it could be fixed." 

"I accept that challenge," was my reply. Adam's mom offered to babysit while Adam and Eve came to my studio for a penmanship lesson. It only took one lesson and he caught the bug. Eve told me later that he was a little bit *too obsessed* with his penmanship practice.

Later, I found out that the people he worked with were very impressed with his improved penmanship. His family owns the nicest jewelry store in Des Moines and all the job tickets were written by hand. So Adam's poor penmanship had been the cause of a few issues with some of the jobs. You can imagine how frantic people get if a diamond or treasured heirloom is misplaced.

I was very proud of him and glad to know that there was a practical benefit to improving one's penmanship. It was fun to find the invitation and send it along as I continue in my hoard reduction.


Sunday, July 3, 2022

From Ming to Ben - family stories


Ben was super happy with his envelope full of stickers from Ming. He was also impressed that all the leaves were hand drawn. The dinosaur stamp was well received. Thank you, Ming!!

By the way -- Ming did let me know what she used on her May envelope to me:

The pen I use is Pilot Parallel Calligraphy Pen. 2.4mm for name and address. 3.8mm for leaves.
I use the same green ink for the wreath & address. The only difference is I add water to make it light for the address. The purple is ink as well.  

***

I get feedback that some of you like stories - so here's another one. When I mentioned MrWilson's learning experience at the gas station yesterday, I was reminded of his other adventures at gas stations (convenience stores). 

Once upon a time, *the phone* rang. It was a land line - back in the olden times when everyone in one household had one number. It was the Des Moines police department. I do not recall how the conversation went - but they needed to find MrWilson - because a convenience store had called to report that he had driven off without paying. 

I assured them that MrWilson was a lawyer and it was highly unlikely that it was intentional - and I would send him right back to the convenience store to straighten things out. When he got home and heard about the call he started laughing - because he had not pumped any gas. He couldn't get the pump to work so he just left and went somewhere else. He did get it straightened out - and it did not go on his permanent record with the police. It did, however, go on his permanent record here at 420 44th.

Second episode: he called me from a convenience store because he had lost the car key. That's insane. How do you lose a car when you are pumping gas? But, it's no use debating with someone who has a PhD in arguing. Seriously - arguing.is.what.they.do.*(1) So, I took him the other key. I listened to some very persuasive*(2) jabbering about how many places he had looked and how inexplicable it was. Mysterious, it was. Blah-blah-blah.*(3) Later, I went out to the car and looked around. Finally I thought -- Is it even possible that he did not think of the most obvious place - between the driver's seat and the console? So, I looked in that most obvious of places - and there it was. 

Naturally - he claimed he had looked there. <eye rolling> 

This is too much jabbering about silliness - In September, we are going to buckle down and get serious. I figure it will take a couple months to cover all the items on his permanent record. And those are just the ones I am willing to publish on the internet. The 3 numbered items will clarify things as I launch my project.

Thursday, December 24, 2020

Lower your expectations. Or perhaps: Eliminate expectations.

What does Elmer's glue have to do with Xmas eve? Nothing. I just grabbed the first envelope I could find. It is one that Sam kindly sent to help me fill the blog with variety.

For the past 2 or 3 years, I have included a little holiday-memory-story in the Dec 24th post. I do spend time pondering which of my holiday memories might be entertaining. As luck would have it Mr Wilson is providing a story for 2020 - in real time (in 2019) -- which is helpful - in a convoluted way.

It doesn't work out for our kids to be in town for Xmas so it's a pretty low key holiday for the two of us. But the traditional Wilson family Xmas eve dinner is a fair amount of work and I am still willing to provide it - even though it is for just the two of us. I do not hide the fact that I need my time and space and no interruptions so that I get everything done just right. And I expect people to be ready to eat at the appointed time. One of my pet peeves is when when people put a lot of work into a meal and then the guests are so engrossed in their drinks and chit chat that they don't herd themselves towards the food with eager anticipation when the hostess announces that the food  is served. I coach my family members on how to act like they are wildly excited that the food is ready and herd themselves appropriately. Mr Wilson has generally had enough of the coaching that he's usually on board with my script and needs no prompting.

So -- here we are on Dec 24th of 2019. I have the traditional family Xmas eve dinner ready to cook. Mr Wilson knows that the meal will be at 4 pm. Yes, that's a weird time for dinner -- but that's how it works.

So even though that 4 pm dinner on the 24th is agreed upon -- at 3 pm on the 23rd, he gets off the phone and tells me that he has to meet with someone at 4 pm on the 24th to provide some kind of help to that person.  Apparently he is running some kind of helper hotline.

I just nod and say, "OK." I do not mention that he has double booked himself. I'm curious if he will realize it on the 24th when he sees me cooking.

The whole point of this post is sharing with you -in real time- my decision making process on how to adjust the dining experience.

Am I going to eat by myself at the appointed hour? Or am I going to delay the dinner - knowing full well that he is prone to losing track of time. A lot. And knowing that I am not pleasant when I'm hungry. [massive understatement] I suppose I can nibble (a lot) and then just pretend to eat a meal with him, later.

The title of the post is *lower your expectations.* Or perhaps it should be *delete the whole concept of expectations.* (Yes, I did go back and use the word eliminate after I thought of it.)

I hope I do not sound snarky. It's really fine. Sometime during 1981, Mr Wilson came home late and noticed that baby Ellen had tossed her pancakes on the floor and he asked, "Are those OK to eat?" And when I assured him that they were just fine, he ate them. So, it's not like he's picky at all. He's the easiest person to feed.

Maybe there will be a postscript telling what transpired.

May you all have pleasant and carefree holidays - with people who adhere to the schedule.

***
Here is the postscript. Around 1PM Mr Wilson asked, "What are we going to do about dinner?" Apparently he realized that he was double booked. I said I could bump it up to 3 - and then we could snack later if we got hungry. It actually worked out just fine. Not my best Xmas eve story...but I'm going to leave it in -- unless I reread it closer to the date and think of a better story.

***
Dec 23, 2020.
Not the best story -- but these are wacky times. I already know what the story for Dec 24, 2021 is going to be and it's a doozy. 

I like how Sam often added something fun on the back.





Tuesday, December 24, 2019

CathyO - Queen of Italics

I'm declaring CathyO the queen of italics. She has many ladies-in-waiting, but her italics are really dreamy.

The Bister ink is dreamy as well. And, once again, I regret that I did not buy those PO mural stamps. Last time I was whining about not getting any, Marti let me know that they are still available.

Soooo pretty.


******

Some years I post a long story on Christmas Eve. Maybe someday, I will figure out a way to organize all the stories.

In the meantime, here is a story that I really like --about a gift.

Mr. Wilson knows how to do taxes, so he does them. He did them every year for my parents and his parents and all three kids, and for a friend of his. He was very organized with files, etc. No matter how hard he tried to get things done ahead of time, other people would always cause delays and April 15th was always an insane time of year. But, he managed to get 'em done.

One year, during the era when I was teaching art and calligraphy classes at our local museum, we were sitting in our sunroom chit chatting about charitable donations. Someone else was present - possibly my parents. I made a very ornery comment that I had no idea how much our yearly charitable donations were because Mr. Wilson made all of them and he did not share that information with me. Furthermore, I did not get to participate in deciding where the donations went. It wasn't like I had ever shown an interest. I was always preoccupied with other things and figured he was doing a good job at making charitable decisions.

After I made my snarky comment, Mr. Wilson, because he had an audience, adopted a humorous *huffy* attitude and said, "YOU sign the tax return every year. The amount is right there in front of you if you cared to read it."  [Side note: this would have happened back in the day that we actually signed returns. Signatures are now electronic.] He knew that I never looked at the numbers, I just signed the paper. It was not enough for him to tell me that it was my own fault that I did not know how much our charitable donations had been, he went to his closet with all the important documents in binders and pulled out a big black binder. He flipped through, scanned down the page, and started making some really ghastly noises. None of us had any idea what it meant.

Eventually, his breathing returned to normal and he said that he had completely omitted the charitable donation amount. I asked if he could file an amended return. He said yes. I asked if that meant we would get money back. He said yes. I asked if I could have all of it. He said yes.

Yippee. Mad money.
I figured I should use it for charitable donations.

The next time I was at the museum where I taught, I told the director of the studio education program what had happened. I knew her well enough to share the story about Mr Wilson and my windfall of monies to be donated. I asked her how much she thought I should donate to the the museum. Without skipping a beat, she said, "All of it." I laughed and said, "Yes, you are right." We proceeded to discuss what would be the best use of the money.

It always bothered me that the folding chairs we were using in classes were the folding chairs from 1949, when the museum was built. Any time we had family events where adults and kids could sit and work on art projects, the smaller kids would sit on their knees on the chairs and if they were not careful, the chairs would fold up and dump the kid on the floor. It was so dangerous. I dreaded the thought of being present when some poor kid caught their fingers or hand in a collapsing chair.

My friend agreed that new chairs were in order. We were able to buy enough stacking chairs for every classroom and there was money left over for some new tables. My only regret is that I did not insist on a *Donated by Jean Wilson* to be stamped on the back of every single chair. I know they would have done it if I had asked.

So, it was a nice gift and I received a very nice letter from the director of the museum. And little children's fingers have been saved.

Sadly, we were not able to come up with a cool project to turn the retired chairs into works of art.  This all happened just a bit before *upcycling* became trendy. I know they went to places that needed them, but it would have been fun to upcycle them, and sell them and make even more money for the museum's education program.

Hopefully everyone is enjoying their favorite level of giftyness at this gifty time of year.

Thursday, November 28, 2019

Bonus Post - Chuck's Nov/2018 PTEX Turkey (Wilson T-day story)

The November exchange envelopes were scattered about - but I thought it would be fun to post this one on T-day.

Hope everyone is having the type of day they prefer.

Today's regular post is right below.
(Below the off topic story that I am adding here.)

*****
I have forgotten if I posted this story on this blog. It might be on a different blog. The mention of pizza reminded me that during the years when my kids were teenagers and would roll out of bed on Thanksgiving around noon, they would always want pizza to tide them over before we went to the Wilson grandparents at 4pm. Mr. Wilson would go out driving around looking for pizza and come home and tell them that everything was closed. This went on year after year. Every year I would tell them that everything is closed, but they would not believe me. Finally, in 1999 I had the calendar for the new year ready to go and I organized a family meeting and told them to watch me write this on the calendar.

2000 was probably the year that I figured out how to order their favorite sandwiches from a local deli. I'd get the buns wrapped separate from the meat and cheese - and then assemble them the next day. The owner of the deli knew my kids and thought I was the best mom ever to provide the favorite sandwiches for Thanksgiving. It is possible that I am. Although *best* is subjective.

It is really bugging me. I am sure I have typed out this story previously - but I can't figure out where it is. Obviously, if it has already run - I will figure it out when I see this. Or if it pops up again, all y'all can ignore it next time it runs.

That calendar page on the right is another note off an old calendar illustrating how I used to document when and where information needed for taxes had been handed over to Mr Wilson, who would file it, then lose it, then suggest that I had never handed it over.

There is another story about taxes that is a doozie. Maybe I will post it as my Christmas Eve story. It's a nice story about a nice gift.

Why am I photographing odd things like this? Because I have random files with random scraps of paper that amuse me. I am trying to put them all on blogs so that my poor kids do not have to sift through a bunch of weird stuff when I fall off my perch.

I am trying really hard to not make weird little scrapbooks that I can save to read when I am really old.

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Off-topic Saturday - Tiny Writing

As I write this, it is Jan 15th, 2018. The wind chill is 21 degrees below zero. I'm pretty sure we are F people. I get F and C mixed up. We are the 32 is freezing people. I would rather be a 0 is freezing person. It's weird how I can't remember the most basic things any more. I know we are not metric. But, I can't remember the word for non-metric any more. Maybe it will come to me.

Anyhow, on this frigid day, I am wading through the stacks of mementos that have piled up over the past 39 years. When my daughter was in high school she was preparing for a test where you could bring one page of notes into the test. I saw her writing small - and said - "Oh, let me do that, I can write a lot smaller." I managed to cram all of her notes onto one page. You can see that I even confined them to an area where the notes could be enlarged a tiny bit on a photocopier.

After the test was over, I asked her how she did. She got an A. I asked if the notes were helpful. She said she didn't even look at them. It was just comforting to know that they were available.

So, now that I have this page scanned for posterity, I should throw the original away. But, I do struggle with throwing some really weird stuff away. Maybe I will allow myself one box or one notebook of weird stuff.....

I'm thinking when this pops up on April 7th I will be enjoying some beautiful spring weather.

Thursday, February 22, 2018

To Connie - Odd Snow - Links to Famous Scribes

This is a mishmash.

The snow should have been up in the air.

The mounds of snow on the ground should not have been black.

I must have put this inside another envelope....

I do like the little houses....
and would like to do some better versions of this. And I like the border.

I'm 99% sure this idea came off Pinterest.

******

On Monday I had a story about my brush with a famous calligrapher. Here is another one. At one of the Ohio conferences, there was some confusion about where exactly breakfast was being served. I had driven to one location. Famous Jean Larcher and famous Denis Brown were standing there looking annoyed because they had walked a fair distance. I said, "I have my car here and would be happy to give you a ride." They were happy to pile into my car. Denis had a girl friend along. They were in the back seat. There I was, Jean Larcher riding shotgun. I still get all twitter-pated thinking about it. I couldn't engage in any conversation. I was nervous about making some really dumb driving error.

In case you are new to calligraphy, you should know that most of the rock stars teach and it's pretty easy to spend a week in a class with them. Denis turns 50 this year - so he will be around for a while. He also has online classes. Sadly, Jean passed away in 2015. But there is still a ton of great work on the internet and I have an envelope addressed by him.

Jean Larcher

Denis Brown

Oh.Wow.
I had not surfed around Denis's site for a while.
There is a section about a book project that he was involved in - and the book sold for $1-million dollars. I don't know what kind of dollars....but I'm thinking it wasn't Monopoly money.

The Great Book of Ireland

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Top Ten Presents - 2017 Xmas Story

Last year there was a heart warming holiday blog post about my younger son and his fine sense of humor. When I saw this envelope, it seemed like a good opportunity to post another story about Mr. Haha even though it is not visually stunning.

The 2016 Xmas Story

He made the gift certificate and envelope for my 2015 Christmas present. At the time, my mom had hit her *sell by* date. She had always said that 88 years would be the right number of years to live. Not too long after her 88th birthday in August, she started to deteriorate. Nothing too troublesome, but just enough that my son must have heard some comments from me that indicated I was getting to be a little overwhelmed or frazzled with eldercare. (She did end up dying 9 months after her 88th birthday.)

Here is the gift certificate. I love the globe-map he drew in the background. He was a big map drawer when he was a kid. And he is a southpaw. And he hooks.


Here is the text in case it is too hard to read on a screen:
G-Free, Inc.
Congratulations, You're a Winner!
Hi, we at G-FreeInc (Grandma Free Incorporated) have hand selected you as our annual recipient of one hired assistant to aid in the day-to-day chores that go along with grandma maintenance. This offer is valid for one full year with the option of a renewal contract for the same amount of time at no additional cost pending the satisfaction of the contract holder upon completion of this year's service.

*Your hired aid may be contacted @ 555-855-6556, however we cannot guarantee their ability to aid at every moment of the day. It is possible that your hired aid may potentially be assisting other grandmas elsewhere. We thank you for your understanding of this matter.

We invite you to exercise your option on this contract and reap the benefits of:
- having more free time
- saving on gas mileage
- going out in the winter...forget about it
- not having to deal with senility
and many more!
Once again, this is a wonderful opportunity and we invite you to join us & free up your life again!
Sincerely
Hunter Wilson
(CEO & Founder)

It should come as no surprise that I am cultivating this kid to be my caregiver in the event that I need one. I've told the other two kids that Hunter will inherit the house if he figures out how to take care of me and doesn't park me in a nursing home.

And he really did make an effort to spend time with his grandma. He even posted pictures of the two of them playing Yahtzee on FaceBook.

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Sol LeWitt Story

The second version of this painting that I worked on.
This is for people who have nothing to do today. And to mention that I am thankful for some of my weirder experiences.

Back on Nov 22, 2016 while blogging about the joy of tedious jobs I mentioned that I had a job watching paint dry that I really enjoyed. Of course, that was only part of the job. Pictured is the two-story mural by Sol LeWitt that is in one of the Wells Fargo buildings in Des Moines. Sol LeWitt was a pioneer in conceptual art. He designed works that could be executed by teams of artists rather than doing the actual work himself. The Des Moines Art Center (our local art museum) bought this work and the first version is layers of ink applied directly to one of the walls in the museum. Over the years, the colors have darkened. Different pigments were used on this project and the colors are even brighter than what they appear to be in this image.

When Wells Fargo needed something for a wall in a new building, the DM Art Center discussed the possibility of doing a second version with Sol LeWitt and he said OK. He sent an assistant to Des Moines to manage the project. It was going to take about 3 weeks to complete and they needed to find people who were available for full time work during those 3 weeks. I didn't know anything about the project until I got the phone call from the director of the museum asking me if I was interested in working on the project. While I had taught at the museum for several years, and had met the director, I was surprised to get a personal phone call from him. I thought to myself, if he is calling me, they must be desperate to find people to work on this project and for such low pay, so I guess I better help them out. As I recall, we were paid less than $10 per hour and the director was apologetic about the skimpy budget.

I arrived for work on the first day and met a very interesting man, Hidemi, who worked for Sol LeWitt. There were 4 other men, all artists whom I had met at the Art Center. I was 50-55 and they were all 30-somethings. Hidemi was closer to my age, but younger. What does age have to do with this? I had not considered what it meant to do work where you had to climb scaffolding. There are two types of scaffolding. The type of scaffolding used for this project, requires workers to climb on the outside of the supports which are vertical and each level has a little gate that you open which also keeps you from falling off. Climbing a vertical ladder is more difficult than the other type of scaffolding which has attached stairs. Also, being able to access different levels is only partly helpful. You must stretch to reach high spots and stoop, kneel, and belly-flop to reach low spots. And then there is that most difficult area where you have to reach the spot obstructed by the floor of the scaffolding. I am not prone to any kind of physical activity, so I knew this was going to be challenging.

Uff da.

The first thing we had to do was draw the lines on the wall. Hidemi gave me the job of creating paper templates. He showed me how to do it starting with plain paper, making folds and figuring out how to make it all square. I knew this was a recipe for disaster, so I got in my car and drove to the art supply store and bought large sheets of graph paper. When I returned he asked me where I had gone. I showed him my perfect templates and he said OK. I had the impression that he was not accustomed to people just charging off on their own.Then he said he had forgotten to bring thread, so we had to find a spool of thread. What I learned about thread and murals was worth the skimpy paycheck. It is the coolest thing ever to be able to create perfect straight lines with thread and masking tape. You just pull it taut and tape it down and voila, you have perfect straight lines. I have used thread -in place of guide lines- on numerous occasions and passed the tip along which has helped many people with the logistics of ruling seating charts and posters - or when writing quote on walls.

We worked in teams of two and my team made the only mistake in the plotting of the squares. It was a really bad mistake and while Hidemi caught the mistake in time to fix it, there are still some tell-tale signs that I can point out. Hidemi did not make us feel bad about the mistake, but he also was not generous with any kind of positive comment. He was a steady stream of tips on how to make the work better. At the very end, the stronger, more athletic guys had to hang off the outside of the scaffolding to paint the black borders. We did not mask off all the squares, so there were some dots of splashed ink that had to be removed. This was beyond tedious and body breaking to reach these areas and carefully remove the black with an X-acto knife. This was also the last bit of work and people were burned out and finding excuses to not show up. I think I was the only one who showed up faithfully for full days and chipped away at the splats. One time, he passed by and said, "Good." It was the only time I heard him say anything close to approval. Although he might have been complimenting the heck out of the other guys in a very quiet way. He was like a ninja the way he scrambled around on the scaffolding. You'd think he was on the lower level and then - bam- there he was, on the top level looking over your shoulder. The rest of us were so clunky when we were going up and down that the whole scaffolding would shake a bit. When you moved from level to level, you had to carry your bucket of ink along. This added a layer of difficulty to the climbing.

The actual painting was a process using ink that was mixed up in 5-gallon buckets (or maybe 10-gal - they were about 18-in tall, but the ink filled only about a third of the bucket. Red, yellow, blue and black. Each bucket had a rag and there was a specific process for swirling the rag to mix up the ink which settled very quickly, wringing out the rag, then making a uniform wadded shape that fit in your hand. Each section was assigned a color and the colors were built up of different layers of color. A simple blue shape might be 4 applications of blue, and each application had three layers. the first layer was swished on in loopy figure eights. The second layer was daubed. The third layer was another swish. So, there was a total of 12 layers for a plain blue section and you had to wait for each layer to dry before adding the next layer. I do not recall how long it took to dry. Maybe 15 minutes.

Some colors were built up using combinations of colors and there was a recipe or road map for each square with designation like Red, Blue, Red, Black. At one time I remembered which color had the most layers, but I have forgotten. I believe there are books that have the recipes for Sol LeWitt's artwork. Each section had to be taped off. Some sections had many more pieces to be taped off and took much longer. The tape had to be sealed with a couple layers of clear sealer before the ink layers began. At first, there was always an area that needed work. Towards the end, working on the last sections, there were times we just had to sit and wait for sections to dry. I remember that someone came from the local paper to do a story on the project and wanted some action shots. We were at a point where we were waiting for the ink to dry and I think we were a bit surly about why we were not going to drag ourselves over and pretend we were working....somewhere I have a copy of the article...

I wore the same jeans every day and they completely wore out. If the project had lasted longer, I would have needed another pair of pants. I remember being tired at the end of each day, but did not ache so much that it was painful to go to work. Towards the end, all the climbing was easier. I did find a pair of knee pads that I wore every day. And -yes- I know I sound like a completely wimpy, milquetoast, pampered ding-dong.

On the first day of the job, Hidemi asked us to write down our names and addresses. I figured we would get a personal thank you note from the studio of Sol LeWitt. Uh - no - thank you note. Something much, much better. An original gouache painting, signed by Sol LeWitt. Yowza. It was a spectacular thank you and more than made up for the skimpy paycheck.

Another funny tidbit. Over the course of the three weeks, I kept asking Hidemi if he wanted to go to the museum and see the original work. He kept declining. Finally, towards the end, I insisted that we all treat ourselves to lunch at the Art Center restaurant and see the original. Hidemi agreed. We trooped in to eat lunch in our super grubby work clothes alongside the ladies-who-lunch in their super not grubby clothes. Then we trooped over to see the original. Hidemi pondered it for a while and then said, "I should have come over and looked at it earlier." I have always wished I knew why he said that. But, by that time, I learned that he was a man of few words and asking questions seemed too intrusive. Maybe I just didn't know the proper way to ask questions. I asked him if he wanted to look around the museum. He said, "No." Then I asked if he wanted to stop and see my studio. I had something to show him. He said, "OK." What I wanted to show him was a drawing I had done when I was right out of college. It was a version of a Sol LeWitt piece that I had seen in an art magazine. It had a little code for how to construct the piece. It was made up of layers of Red, Yellow, Blue and Black parallel lines. He studied it, as if he was checking to see if I had followed the recipe. He said, "Yes. You got it right." Thank you. (Rolling my eyes. I didn't need him to tell me whether I can follow a recipe. Although he might have been recalling that I was one of the two people who were responsible for the biggest mistake on the wall. I think he should be included - three of us are responsible - I guarantee you, if I had been project manager, I would have proofed those pencil lines very carefully before proceeding with the next step - she said with her 20-20 hindsight.)

And with that, we were finished and my name is on the little plaque that tells who the artist is and who executed the work.

Not the end of the story. A few years later, another building in town needed a mural. They contacted me and I said, "Sorry, I am too old to work on scaffolding. However, I think I know some people who would be happy to work on it if you pay them a decent wage. So, I rounded up a bunch of artists and negotiated an hourly rate that was closer to $25-35 and they were all very happy to get started. I went down on the first day just to check in and give them tips. I noticed that it was a three story mural and I could see that the additional height would make it very dangerous for the workers to be climbing on the outside. I did not check the OSHA rules, but I was pretty certain that it would not have been OK with them. I recalled that on the first project, there were office workers who could see us working and  they were so concerned about the leaning over the edge to reach areas they called someone who came and told us to stop being so reckless. Somehow I convinced the project manager on the second project to call the scaffolding company and get a stairway added to the outside. The second Sol LeWitt mural in Des Moines was much easier because each layer was painted. I do not recall if they did more than one coat of paint on each section.

The sad part of the story is that shortly after this project was started, Sol LeWitt passed away. So, while the workers were paid better, they did not get the special thank you artwork from Sol. Apparently he did not have a stack of thank you paintings sitting around.

So, that's my story.
If I ever get tired of envelopes I think I might make a quilt that looks like the painting.

The original version of the piece that is in the Des Moines Art Center - that I did not work on.
I worked on the second version of this one..

The second Sol LeWitt piece that I did not work on.


Saturday, June 4, 2011

pizza story

MEMPHIS, TN (WMC-TV) - A pizza delivery driver was called a hero Monday after she likely saved an elderly woman's life.

Before Monday's incident, most neighbors knew little about Memphis resident Jean Wilson, except that she's eaten pizza daily for the past three years.

"We make her pizza every day before she even calls, because we know she's going to call," delivery driver Susan Guy said.

Guy often delivers Wilson's regular order, one large pepperoni pizza, but recently workers at her restaurant noticed an unusual break in the pattern.

"She hadn't called in three days," Guy said. "My boss told me about it today."

Guy insisted to her boss that she be allowed to check on Wilson.

"He was like, 'Naw, you don't have to do that,' and I said, 'Yeah I do. Clock me out if that's what you gotta do,'" Guy said.

Guy drove to Wilson's house and knocked on her door, but no one answered. Then, she banged on Wilson's windows, but there was still no response. Running out of options, Wilson ran to neighbor Larry Comeaux's house for help.

"The pizza lady came over and knocked on the door wanting to know if I'd seen the lady across the street," Comeaux said.

"And he said, 'No, maybe she's not home,'" Guy said. "And I said, 'Well, not home?' I said, 'How many times have you see her leave?' And he goes, 'Never.'"

Guy quickly called 911. When police arrived, they broke down the door to Wilson's home, and found her lying on a floor inside.

They soon learned that Wilson had fallen on Saturday, and couldn't get over to a telephone to call for help. Investigators said it's possible that her pizza-only diet may have saved her life.

"She treats us really well," Guy said. "She appreciates us, and that's something we don't get in customers a lot."

Late Monday evening, Wilson was in non-critical condition at St. Francis Hospital.

Tuesday, Wilson was offered help in the form of an alert system by a local company.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

penguin


this is not an envelope, but, i was scheduling posts and did not realize that i was out of scans, and it is such a hassle to get this far into a post and not have a picture.....besides, i love the story that goes with this. the cutest groom called me and wanted a message custom lettered for his gift to his bride. he had the words and i asked which flowers they were using. he said calla lilies and red roses. so, i put some calla lilies down the side and then wrote the words. he oked the layout and then wondered....if i could maybe put in a penguin somewhere. the bride loves penguins and when he proposed, he arranged for the two of them to go to the zoo and feed the penguins...and at some point he proposed. how could i not put a penguin into the piece? i made it really small....and carrying the red roses. i really loved the way it turned out. when he picked it up...he was so happy. he said she was a graphic designer and he noticed that she had trouble finishing projects. he thought she would be impressed that he was able to come up with a custom art idea and get it done. so...that's my story for the day. tomorrow we will be back to envelopes. now that i look at it...those feet are too big and they look like flippers...but this was the practice one, i hope i made the feet smaller on the final. i always forget to take a picture of final artwork....

Thursday, December 16, 2010

multi-tasking

i do not have a photo of this. wish i did. yesterday, while driving around on errands, and stopped at a stop light, i was thinking that i wished i could be getting something done while just sitting there. i happened to have some envelopes that needed stamps and to be sealed. so, i started sealing envelopes in the car. it was easy to do with one hand, so i just kept doing it after i started driving again. i really hope somebody saw me sending *real mail* while driving instead of texting while driving. by the time i had arrived at my destination (the p.o.), the envelopes were done. and i was able to get in line just ahead of a rush at the p.o. so it was an efficient day at my regular job.

i wonder if it would make national news if i caused a horrible accident with my snail-mailing while driving. we will never find out, because i vow i will never do it again. it was just a reckless impulse...

Sunday, November 28, 2010

neuland rocks



i love neuland. these are very old. back in the day when i would address an envelope and then look for a stamp. i refuse to put a stamp on an envelope if the stamp clashes with the lettering. so...now i always have my stamp ready. i know people who will spend a LOT of time on an envelope and then go to the p.o. and see what they can find. seriously. i couldn't do that.

i also had a client call me from the parking lot at the p.o., in tears because the postal worker did not have any stamps that matched her envelope and then the postal worker barked at her, "good grief, it's just a stamp." you'd think the postal workers would appreciate our dedication to their product.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

inspiration - lee steen


a friend mentioned that she enjoyed the little stories that go along with some of the blog entries. while this is not an envelope, i am thinking of using images on templates and folding some custom envelopes. lee steen lived in roundup, montana. i remember, as a child, riding in the back seat of the car, on the way to visit my grandparents on a ranch near lewistown, waiting and waiting to drive past a house that had a yard filled with wonderful sculpture made out of painted driftwood and found objects. it was a high point of the trip and i wished i could stop and look at the yard, but we always drove right by. as an adult, i was finally able to stop and take some photographs. years later, i found out that while some citizens of roundup thought the steen place should be bulldozed, other citizens thought lee's work was worth preserving and it is now in the paris gibson museum in great falls. there is one nice photo of his work at this page http://www.sumoflam.biz/LeeSteen.htm

while my parents did encourage me to get a degree in fine art, i have always liked outsider art and anyone who feels they somehow missed the boat by not getting a degree in art should look to the outsider artists and just enjoy making things rather than obsessing about the details. upcoming posts will feature my other influences. two people who are not outsiders at all.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

milking the cows

now that three people have asked me why i am up at 1 am posting to my blog, i will explain that when you post to a blog, you can put whatever time you want on the post and click [post] and whatever time you plugged in will appear. so it is usually 5 or 6 a.m. when i post, but i just set it at 1 a.m. there was a time when i had the [scheduling] feature figured out and i could schedule postings that would post themselves at 1 a.m. but the last time i tried that, the post popped up on line, instead of waiting in the queue. i've had people notice that i am up and emailing at 5 am and wondered if i was up milking cows at that hour. no, i do not have cows.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

escort cards


this blog is about envelopes and this morning i was writing out a set of escort cards (the kind that go in little envelopes) and i spotted a very fun name on the list...mr. john hancock. i did an envelope using the same style of writing as all the others, but then i made this one, in case the bride wants to surprise mr. hancock. or maybe mr hancock always gets a special escort card. i wonder if he is a relative of john hancock?

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

graceful envelope no. 4

apologies for the icky italics (again). as i recall, this one was accepted in the graceful envelope contest. this scan is from the practice envelope i did. it was back in the day before color copiers and scanners (at home) and i sometimes did duplicates to have a copy for my own reference. i remember taking this one to the p.o. and asking for a hand cancel. the grumpy guy at the counter shoved it back at me and said, "there is no address." i smirked and replied that there was an address if he looked closely. when he figured it out, he was a little flustered. probably embarrassed to be looking so closely at body parts. oh well. it wasn't my idea to come out with that stamp. believe me, i had a couple ideas for the breast cancer stamp that i left on the drawing board because i thought they were a little too *silly* or disrespectful.